Arab leaders supplication

Following is a translation of An Arabic version of the Arab leaders-- heads of states-- daily supplication to Allah. The Arabic text can be found here: http://www.akhbaruna.com/node/2768







Oh God prolong our stay in our reign



Bless us in it



Bequeath it to our heirs



Make our revenge on our people



Give us victory over whoever opposes us



Don’t expose our judging



Don’t concern us with the comfort of our people



We don’t want to know about it



Don’t let the military coup be our destiny



Make the presidential palace our home





Oh God we ask you for an extended reign period



And repulsion to our opposition



The patience towards our opponents



And victory over our people





Oh God we ask you for kindness



But never for the conclusion



Oh God give us donations so we don’t have to ever steal



Oh God don’t open our coffers for the others



Oh God give us the pass word for account numbers of the former rulers in the Swiss banks



Oh God please guide America to do whatever is best for us



Oh God forgive George Bush because he doesn’t know that we don’t know



Oh God let him have 99% of the votes



Oh God catapult his love for the Zionist lobby like a heart attack



Oh God don’t change him from the very first mistake



Oh God save him from any hurricane or natural disaster so we don’t get in trouble with our people



Oh God save us from our people, we will negotiate with our enemies



Oh God make my charcoal benign and my people’s charcoal malicious



Oh God give us the love of America



And those who love America



And the love of those who draw us closer to love America



Oh God why didn’t you relief me by letting me be born American



Oh God make me an American not an Afghani



Oh God make me British not Somali



Oh God make me French not Sudanese



Oh God make me German not Albanian



Oh God I’m innocent of asking any one of helping me to rule my people



Not even a friend or opinion polls



Oh God I seek refuge in you so my throne chair doesn’t get yanked



And from people that refuse to be subjugated



And from publication that couldn’t be stopped



And from sermon that couldn’t be heard



And from a citizen that couldn’t be coned



It is time off



Oh God I seek refuge from any action that will draw me near to you



Don’t cancel our supplications



Don’t recycle us



And always leave us in service until perpetuity, Oh God most merciful.